MISHEARDS



Whoops ! What did he say ? no lyrics sheet, ambigus songs, who can say he never misunderstood what Freddie said... here is a list of the most interesting misheards...

of course your contributions are welcome !!



"How it's a beatiful gay ! the sun is shining I feel good and no one 's gonna stop me now !!" the original version : how it's a beautiful day ! ...
"Like Uncle Bens on you it depends... so stick around coz me might miss you ..."
the original version :like old good things on you it depends...
"don't stop me now i'm havin' a good time i'm havin' a boy..."
the original version : don't stop me now i'm havin such a good time i'm havin a ball
I was dreaming I was a saxophone
the original version : I was dreaming I was Al Capone
I'll chalenge the mighty titan and his stupid horse
the original version : i'll chalenge the mighty titan and his troubadours
And algebra has a devil put asside for me for me ...
the original version : beelzebub has a devil put asside for me ...
I guess I'm learning i must be woman now
the original version :I guess I'm learning, I must be warmer now
I ate a million tennis balls on silver trays
the original version : I ate a million dinners brought to me on silver trays
made in heaven, made in heaven it was all made to me
the original version : it was all maeant to be
Try to be a solid door to roll into
the original version : Tried to be a son and daughter rolled into one Some of us Americans like drive-thrus
the original version :Storm the master marathon I'll fly through
He got mustard on his pants
the original version : Nothing can my love erase
She keeps on moaning and chanting in a pretty cabinet
the original version : She keeps her Moet et Chandon in a pretty cabinet
Gun fighter, jellybean, tiny mite with a laser beam
the original version :gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
What a drag!
the original version : Wanna try?
Reversed in etiquette
the original version :well versed in etiquette
Gotta leave it all behind and take a cruise
the original version :Gotta leave it all behind and face the truth
hit me where the wind blows
the original version :any way the wind blows
Spare him his life for his pork sausages ...
the original version :Spare him his life from this monstrosity
I'm alright, I ain't got my face in my feet
the original version :I'm alright, I ain't gonna face no defeat
I look my passion in the good old fashioned screwed-up lover boys
the original version :I learned my passion in the good old fashioned school of lover boys
kickin' your cat all over the place
the original version : kickin' your can all over the place
Blood on your face, big disc brakes
the original version :Blood on your face, big disgrace
Seven year old, just watching the show Sammy was low, just watching the show
the original version :Sammy was low, just watching the show
never knew no good from bad, but I knew life before I left my first degree
the original version :never knew no good from bad, i knew love before I left my nursery
You say coke, I say cake
You say jump, I say wait
Hot dog, I say cool it man
I don't want to think of razatat up on America
the original version :you say coke i say caine
you say john I say wayne
cool it man i don't wanna be the president of america
my luggage changed
the original version :my luck had changed
The Dust Steam rolls verily down the street
Steamboats rarely down the street
steamboats barreling down the street
the original version : Steve walks warily down the street
I wanna buy a Datsun
Another one bites the nuts
My mother lung fights the bus
the original version : Another one bites the dust
To start again with some budding youth
the original version : To start again with somebody new
You caught the cutest bass I've ever cleaned
the original version : You got the cutest ass I've ever seen
Let your fires be washed away
the original version : Lift your face the Western Way
Let the Addams Family cover it all!
the original version :Let the anaesthetic cover it all
The Flintstones voices can be heard
the original version :convinced our voices can't be heard
This day will dawn on Saturday
the original version :- it's saturday The day will dawn of sanity
No model man can win this day
No modern man can win this day
the original version :No mortal man can win this day
This RAVE that lasts a thousand years
the original version :This rage that lasts a thousand years
Head don't lose your hair
the original version : don't lose your head
I have been syphoning blood of kings
the original version : I have inside me blood of kings
I am a mortal, I have inside me pork and beans. I have no mival, no sand candy my evil, take me to the future at the mall!
the original version : I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings. I have no rival, no man can be my equal, take me to the future of your world!
it's America
the original version :it's a miracle
Ronatello
Rapid Hedgehog
the original version :Rrrroger Taylor
Buy Me! Buy Me!
the original version : Brian May, Brian May
I was bone to love you
the original version : I was born to love you
I'm just a swimmer with a thong
the original version : I'm just a singer with a song
Louie was tired, he made up his mind
the original version :knew it was time, he made up his mind